Hey, cancer? I have some bad news for you. 7 years ago, Keifer jumped on the window and barked at a dog. The window gave way, and her leg went through the window. She pulled it back, severing muscles, tendons, and veins. With blood pouring out, she didn't so much as whimper. She just laid down, and patiently waited to be taken care of. That's when I learned that she's the toughest goddamn dog on the planet.
Now it's your turn. You get to learn what it's like to be that window. You might hurt her, but she's going to destroy you. Fibrosarcoma? Yeah, I know that's one of the top guns in your arsenal. And it's a pretty fearsome arsenal that you have. I know you're very effective against most beings. But have you ever SEEN 24? Yeah, Jack Bauer? You know his real name is Kiefer Sutherland. Did you also know that he's named after Keify, and every bad ass thing about him is based on her?
You don't stand a chance. Sure, you scared me at first, I'll admit. But Keifer? She never flinched. And she won't. As Keifer has always done, she's lifted me up from my fears. Even in sickness, she's the strongest thing you've ever faced. You might have her a little down, but she showed me today that she's not going to quit fighting. And you aren't going to beat her.
Hope you enjoyed your little reign of terror. You're done.
